If you haven't heard my dad's patented answering machine greeting call him or call me up and we'll be happy to give you a demonstration.
The Garlick family was out for the first annual Jiggy Day Celebration. (A day in which you give in to all of your material desires, dress like fools (e.g. checkered tights), give away ridiculous presents, and enjoy yourself. Catch it next October 8th!) I asked my dad to pose for the camera without using his classic 'smile.'
"Smile for the camera, dahling!"